An Introduction

Whether it be fantasy or reality or something dirty in between~

It is a reflection of me

And you.


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Never Enough to be Pretty is all the change I have in my pocket- TL Banks


Seeing double

He’s close to being good enough, we sing the exact tune
He’s very nearly perfectly the kind I’d belong to
He’s thoughtful and affectionate and seems to be smart
His lips unfurl the sweetest kisses lapping up my heart
But when my glass is empty and the smoke can’t keep me high
I remember that I don’t like him and I quietly say goodbye
He can’t stay here I fear because my love I can’t lay about
Sobriety screams in the morning he’s a loser, put him out…………



The phone rings.
The queen bee is full of royal jelly and ready for action.
The man tells the potential partner beautifully warm semi truths and she blushes and leans forward caressing her own chest.
The smiling male bonobo winks and strokes and tries to get the female’s attention.
The woman flips her hair over her shoulder and giggles on cue when the man flirts.
The frigate bird inflates his giant heart shaped balloon.
The dinner is delicious.
The red sided garter snakes releases her pheromone and the mating ball begins.
The man leans in for a kiss and the woman lifts her chin to meet his lips.
The female hyena erects her enlarged clitoris at will.
The woman has shaved her gentalia in anticipation.
The male manakin moonwalks for love.
The lighted candle glows in the darkened bedroom.
The man undresses the potential partner slowly kissing her tender skin.
The male giraffe induces the fleshmen sequence.
The woman succumbs, her body tilted upward and outward for her potential partner.
The female penguin lays down while the male penguin presses his cloaca onto hers.
Stars align.
The average time for male dolphin ejaculation is 12 seconds.
The man tells his partner this is the first time that this has ever happened and apologizes.
The adult male and female pandas show little interest in sex.
The woman rolls her eyes, sighs heavily and deletes the man’s number from her phone.
The female porcupine forces the male to mate until he is exhausted. If he can’t handle her loving, she will leave him for another male.
The phone rings.

The one about Mark

Take the lid off
so that I can see what’s inside the jar…
Everything, every little thing is opening…
Prop the window up
so that I can feel if there is a breeze…
Check the cabinets, swing wide the door…
Tear the wrapping paper off in a frenzy, please…
Break the shell off. Break the seal…
Slide the blinds to the left to let the light in…
Pop the cap. Pop the trunk…
Everything, every little thing is opening….
Baby, don’t stop discovering…
Slide it, Tear it, Pop it
Plug it in …
every little thing….
Plug it into…the outlet
right quick baby…
so I know if it workssssssss
or not…


Nope, Not Tonight…

Yes, I put this cologne on for you
Yes I got fresh, brushed my teeth, painted my toe nails
Just so you could see and nod… that’s all..
Yes, I let you push up next to me
And graze past my breast
Yes, I let you whisper in my ear when clearly I could have heard you over the music…
This a’int that though.
You only call me at 10:54
Never during the day
You only respond to my texts if I say, come out this way
So yes, my lipstick is glossy and my eyeshadow is set
Yes, I look sexy, my skin is like honey and I have on high heeled shoes
Just so you could be like damn when I walked in the room… thats all…
And lick your lion lips…
Yes, I look like I want something but I am getting it right now,
your admiration.

And that’s all I needed to get to check you.
So no, this aint that though,..
And now that you are drooling , you can take your ass home.
Cause, obviously, I already got off…