An Introduction

Whether it be fantasy or reality or something dirty in between~

It is a reflection of me

And you.


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Never Enough to be Pretty is all the change I have in my pocket- TL Banks


The one about Mark

Take the lid off
so that I can see what’s inside the jar…
Everything, every little thing is opening…
Prop the window up
so that I can feel if there is a breeze…
Check the cabinets, swing wide the door…
Tear the wrapping paper off in a frenzy, please…
Break the shell off. Break the seal…
Slide the blinds to the left to let the light in…
Pop the cap. Pop the trunk…
Everything, every little thing is opening….
Baby, don’t stop discovering…
Slide it, Tear it, Pop it
Plug it in …
every little thing….
Plug it into…the outlet
right quick baby…
so I know if it workssssssss
or not…


Nope, Not Tonight…

Yes, I put this cologne on for you
Yes I got fresh, brushed my teeth, painted my toe nails
Just so you could see and nod… that’s all..
Yes, I let you push up next to me
And graze past my breast
Yes, I let you whisper in my ear when clearly I could have heard you over the music…
This a’int that though.
You only call me at 10:54
Never during the day
You only respond to my texts if I say, come out this way
So yes, my lipstick is glossy and my eyeshadow is set
Yes, I look sexy, my skin is like honey and I have on high heeled shoes
Just so you could be like damn when I walked in the room… thats all…
And lick your lion lips…
Yes, I look like I want something but I am getting it right now,
your admiration.

And that’s all I needed to get to check you.
So no, this aint that though,..
And now that you are drooling , you can take your ass home.
Cause, obviously, I already got off…


Sexy Cake Wedding Topper

Because the plan is already in place my love
You will whisper my name to the flapping wings of a dove
Rising across the sky in front of the church lot
Let’s do October when it’s not so hot
And a band, we need a band who can play our favorite tune
I’ll be the bride and duh,  you be the groom
So make sure you finalize your divorce
Don’t forget to sell that hideous hearse
And get a nice car, something classy
That represents a love long lasting
To all the fans who will come and see
The king finally marry his loyal queen
What you mean, that won’t work?
What you mean, I’ve gone berserk?
Haven’t you slept two nights in my bed?
The wedding topper should have your head…
Or should I tell your old wife instead?!?


But I love you though…

I mean, I didn’t mean what I said.
No seriously my bad. I mean, I’m sorry.
I did a number on you didn’t I? That was not my intention.
The thing is sometimes I get to thinking and then I start talking
and after a few drinks, I’m just saying whatever pops into my imagination.
You know how it goes.
I mean, It wasn’t like I was serious.
If I were serious, would I be here right now, apologizing?
I threw you for a loop there didn’t I? That was not what I was trying to do.
The thing is I get so mad at stuff, you know, and it just seeps out
and after a few hits off the bong, I just craft a soapbox and jump on it.
Can I have some of your sandwich?