The Bearded Guy and the Universe

I wanted to gamble last night. I wanted to gamble last night and win. I thought that this was possible because I read somewhere if you want something you can have it if you simply ask the universe for it. So I put on my makeup and said,  Universe, I want a thousand dollars tonight….

Mass Murderer

If seeing you didn’t make it difficult I would say to your face: The past is just fine where it is. Let’s not open old wounds and try to build something new on a wobbly foundation. I would say: Maybe you cared for me a long time ago but you have never been very good…