Multiple Conversations

  Man One: Can I get some of that sticky icky icky this weekend? Man Two: What’s up Cherry Cup? Man Three: Hello Brown Sugar! Man Four: On my way to the beach to reflect on my mistakes. I never should have left you. I’m sorry. Man Five: Come pick up grocery money and make…

Slutty Ethics

13)You can call him papi. Maybe even daddy. But if he has the same first name as your actual father, you can never call him that, in bed.  12) If a man ever refers to himself as a pimp, you are obligated to embarrass him by youtub-ing him begging you for sex. Then you must sleep with…

Moving on Moment

Original Photo by PMMA         Sitting At a stop sign on the corner Graduation cap on the ground Stuck In the middle of the madness Of growing up and moving on Sick Of being sober making decisions From the left brain Smiling At the car pulling up to the stop sign Waving…

Video Game

I have twenty lives. You have two. I say, hey I’m drunk wanna hang out? You say sure. SCORE. <ME. You say come to my place and I say I’m too tired and you say fine. SCORE. <ME. You say do you want something to drink? I say of course. SCORE. <ME. You come over…

Kane Twenty Twelve

If he doesn’t love me exactly how I am then he doesn’t love me at all.

Cavemen

You changed. You used to write me long letters. I loved them almost as much as you. Now, I barely know you behind the computer screen But when you poke me I lol even when I’m not L-ing at all It’s the principle. I detect you that were JK all that time, all that time-…