Life Long Crush

Ti amo, Kane.  Ti amo così tanto che mi fa male fisicamente.  Mi auguro che potrei viveredentro di te, come fanno i polmoni.  Tu mi stupiscono.  Vorrei che ad ogni respiro hai preso, si poteva respirare.  Please Love Me Back.  Questo è tutto ciò che mi serve in tutto il mondo.  

DMUK_Millenium WAX_I Wanna Montoya with You

There is something makin the rounds And in case nobody told ya It’s the hottest game in town And its called the Montoya First you hang with a girly And stay up real late Doesn’t matter if you are only friends Or if its even a date Everybody’s real sleepy And its time to go…

Glitterfucked

Its so easy baby, I have the recipe memorized- All you need is to take a handful of ape shit, dog shit, your shit, my shit, or even bullshit- Two gobs of guilt- A cup of organic freshly pressed Panther Prowess- Then blend. Take the doughy, stretchy goo in your hands- Add basil, basil, basil…

Allenburg

Thank goodness my sister was there. Thank goodness she was there when I saw you in the mall. Had she not been there I might have said, Allenburg! Where have you been? My god, you look outstanding! Just the way I remembered you! Did I ever tell you that I had the biggest crush in…

More Stellar Bits

“T, I’m really glad you said yes. K.” Best email I ever received. Ever-   ” What are you going to do tonight to make yourself feel good?” Text from my personal black velvet Jesus-   “Speak baby, so I can breathe.” Sweetest text from the sweetest guy this side of saccharin-    

Yamin

Some of the girls at work call you Fabio. I have no idea why. You don’t look like Fabio. You look like John Depp when John Depp was 25 If John Depp was 100% Italian and tanned and Wore the most ridiculously oversized glossy Armani suits. Every man in our office hates you. It doesn’t…

Tears and Texts

Today, I am starting off my day with 16 oz. of water, a menthol cigarette and tears. I’m nervous. Long story short- a millennia ago -when my wounds from breaking up with Kane were still fresh (only 3-4 years old) a voicemail sealed me in my relationship tomb. He was gone for what I thought…

Beers are snakes

My grandma used to say about her boyfriends or husband that she preferred a guy that her girlfriends balked at. That made her happy. Reason? Because in her eyes all men are snakes. And the best way to keep one, is to get one no one else wants. He’s MY snake she would say, you…

Right Now

Every once in a while I think back…. to a particular scenario in my personal history and I wonder…. what would have happened, had I handled that situation… differently? What would have happened If I had gotten that, C or J tattoo? Or if I hadn’t lost my flip flop in the park when I…

Man Vs.Assholes or Jealousy-Colored Spectacles

“Ooh baby I love you” “Tell me once again how much I mean to you” “Let me hold you and buy you Volvos or Manolos, I’ll pay the bill” “Let me touch you and take you from poverty in Nowhere-ville” “Everything about you is cosmic and delicious” “I can’t wait to be with you until…