via Keyboard Therapy
Early SMUD Payments
When the vibrator is off I think… Your permission is my addiction. ooh, him. Yes him, the one, my the one for now, him. ooh him. yes.… Read more “Early SMUD Payments”
REWIND-NOVEMBER-2015
via Quietly On the Mend
I’ma fuck your wife
I would literally let you move in with me even if you didn’t suck a dick for me (which of course you would) just to get to… Read more “I’ma fuck your wife”
REWIND-NOVEMBER-2014
via Involuntary halt
The Equity Reallocation of Loving You
What I want doesn’t exist…I know. It only ever dawns on me periodically how selfish men are. Especially if I like one. You go through all the… Read more “The Equity Reallocation of Loving You”
REWIND-NOVEMBER-2013
via CORRECTION
Kick drums and Tantrums
What they say- That was an outstanding performance! What I hear- Normally you’re mediocre at best. No one tells the truth, not the whole truth. They’ll change… Read more “Kick drums and Tantrums”
REWIND-NOVEMBER-2012
via Sapphire
Flashing Check Engine Light
They lie to me because I call them sweetie yet I’m always stopping at hotels close to that one that says shit like come see me and… Read more “Flashing Check Engine Light”
