Gray hairs on Sweaters

In my mind you’re the finish line. My fantasy has always been slightly different from yours Mine has a lot to do with us being together in the mornings and not just at night… but I’ma fix it… Even though I can’t force your hand. I’ma fix it. In my mind you’re the trophy. Unfortunately…

Ain’t no Network TV here, doll

I stayed present for you. It’s weird how it always feels like we’ve been at this you and me for a million years and You don’t let my mind stray away to yesterday so thank you because I can still feel you inside me for hours after you leave regardless of how I was feeling…

Warren G and Gluten Free

I’m sorry it’s hard to stop. I’m back in grad school now and I’m panicking. It’s actually pretty fucking great, that’s the problem. It’s legit wonderful. I like school. I like order. I’m trying. I take cranberry pills and plant based digestive enzymes and green tea supplements now. I meditate on Wednesdays and listen to…

Light Switch

I mean yeah We could go out but If we do, I’m gonna order whiskey neat and a beer back and then I’m going to find the Jukebox and play a bunch of Incubus songs in a row then more than likely, I’m going to be ready for another round before you’ve even gotten halfway…

A necklace of Smarties in October

You can have it fast and cheap. A couple of domestic beers at a dive bar nearby for some karaoke. If fun is your objective, it’ll be just that. But it’ll end right there. You can have it fast and good. A conversation at a bookstore slash coffee shop after work. If friendship is your…

3 Doors Down

Richard, my imaginary boyfriend, is pissed at me, yet again, you guys. Last Night: I was sad. I felt lonely. So I said, Dick? Where are you? Come tell me you love me. And I didn’t hear anything. He hesitated. Reluctantly he came to my mind and said softly, you know I love you… But,…