I can’t even remember how I ran across her but I was certainly looking for something or somebody else. And then I read this:
Resumé
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.
I’ve never been a millionaire but I just know I’d be darling at it.
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.
cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
My Mind, My Mood, My delicately poisoned pen... 