Favorite Favorites: Dorothy Parker

I can’t even remember how I ran across her but I was certainly looking for something or somebody else. And then I read this:


Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

Dorothy Parker
As soon as I did, I knew I was going to be a life long fan. I knew I would try to aspire to be just as great as she was in the literary world. How fascinating. How in your face. How fuck you, is this broad? Love her. Always will.

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