I’m just over here being a filthy ass clickety clack cougar. Every time I go to delete my disgusting dating app profile there’s some new bootie in… Read more “Pixelated Cyberworld Saturday Sisyphus”
Tag: cougar
Talia al Ghul
I’m already checked into my next flight closer to where you live close to where you sleep but I’ll be with him probably the most exquisite looking… Read more “Talia al Ghul”
Delivery Boys
For everything I need and could possibly want there’s a guy who delivers whether you’re home or not you want pizza, you want dishsoap, you want a… Read more “Delivery Boys”
El Jefe’s Turn At Bat
So excited about a new train in my brain I said you’d be here tonight and I was right one way or the other or the other… Read more “El Jefe’s Turn At Bat”
The one about Mark
Take the lid off so that I can see what’s inside the jar… Everything, every little thing is opening… Prop the window up so that I can feel… Read more “The one about Mark”