I have to say when I met you earlier I did want you to put your arms around me and pull me close and kiss me like… Read more “When You Stop Shopping for Humans”
Tag: dating
Backward’s Law Flavor Goop
Like a bird, I thought he was just cute enough that it wasn’t distracting…then he said he had an inside track on getting comics…So I said hey,… Read more “Backward’s Law Flavor Goop”
Muzel Brocho
The Invitation: Hey, you wanna tie me to your bed? The Response: Yep. The Reaction: Awesome! Where do you stay? The Sincere Comeback: Listen trouble, I’d like… Read more “Muzel Brocho”
Rock in a Sea of Chaos
Him: Hi beautiful, I’m Xavier, you’re gorgeous and I think we should be friends. Me: Well thank you for the compliment, hopefully your day is going quite… Read more “Rock in a Sea of Chaos”
The Persistent Illusion of Longing
He’s how I punish myself I don’t feel worthy enough to be loved properly at the times that I miss him the most Feelings come and go… Read more “The Persistent Illusion of Longing”
Love Notes From Your Favorite Demon
You’re no different than Jesus, he was submissive too You’re no different from Darth Vader, a hug would cure you You’re no different from Superman, you’ll do… Read more “Love Notes From Your Favorite Demon”
Alexander von Humboldt
I get up over and over again just to fall back down I’m silly and sick with love like your average circus clown I want to do… Read more “Alexander von Humboldt”
Pixelated Cyberworld Saturday Sisyphus
I’m just over here being a filthy ass clickety clack cougar. Every time I go to delete my disgusting dating app profile there’s some new bootie in… Read more “Pixelated Cyberworld Saturday Sisyphus”
Lip Triggers and Body Quivers
Don’t think too hard about it but remember what it felt like to feel me Don’t stress yourself about it but remember what I tasted like sweaty… Read more “Lip Triggers and Body Quivers”
The Last StormTrooper to Die
You’ll do, you’ll do, you’ll do to fill the void he left me with, you’ll do to keep the dam from crumbling down, you’ll do, baby you’ll… Read more “The Last StormTrooper to Die”
