Its only worth the paper that its printed it on so I wrote it in the sky Every single part of your body always kept me high I loved you monster, I really did as much a heartless woman could You’re a horrifying disappointment, the very absence of good Doesn’t stop me from missing your … Continue reading Screenshots


Dear Climbing Hydrangea, I have recently been able to review all 1095 of your letters, e-mails and other correspondence with regards to the position available within my garden. Thank you for submitting your application(s). I don’t know if you noticed but the posting was geared directly toward adding a tree as a focal point for … Continue reading GTFOH

To Each Her Own

Mr. Debonair looks good in the light and on paper he does everything right So he’s not the guy for me Obviously Upon closer inspection, it’s hard not to see That he’s annoyed with every imperfection I bring Mr. Monster is the most beautiful thing I ever did see and on paper he’s the ideal conduit … Continue reading To Each Her Own