I genuinely don’t like being out of commission for an entire day anymore in all sorts of versions and levels of recovery after using someone else up… Read more “The Double Dutch to Irrationality World Champ”
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Them Tipped Keelboat Blues
And then it happens that second when there is no before that not all will get that everything flashes everything is crystal everything is the sting of… Read more “Them Tipped Keelboat Blues”
Sultry for no reason
I’m sorry. I’m one of those awful people who with the exception of Henry Cavill don’t hold other humans that I don’t know personally In any high… Read more “Sultry for no reason”
Flattening Curves
What you meant to say was that you really didn’t give a fuck but all you could come up with was that you didn’t have the strength… Read more “Flattening Curves”
The Final Fare Thee Well at the Culmination of The Decade
You changed my life and so I hate you and thank you. I only hate you because you wouldn’t let me do the same thing for you… Read more “The Final Fare Thee Well at the Culmination of The Decade”
The Rodent Harbormaster
What do you mean, evil? Well I won’t hold it against you anymore even when you eventually do leave. I think a quick nap is in order.… Read more “The Rodent Harbormaster”
Leaving Eden with a Carry-on Bag
One of the best things about being “crazy” is that you can often call the end of situations before the dust settles. I haven’t felt like a… Read more “Leaving Eden with a Carry-on Bag”
The Satisfaction Paradox
You were hungry. You were mad at god at the time and I fed you. Not god, me, you whiny little bitch. I fed you. And yet… Read more “The Satisfaction Paradox”
Flakes of flattery near the onset of winter
If she’s pretty, tell her. If she smiles, leave her alone. If she touches you, she’s glad you think so. If she says thanks, she might rob… Read more “Flakes of flattery near the onset of winter”
