What do you mean, evil? Well I won’t hold it against you anymore even when you eventually do leave. I think a quick nap is in order.… Read more “The Rodent Harbormaster”
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Leaving Eden with a Carry-on Bag
One of the best things about being “crazy” is that you can often call the end of situations before the dust settles. I haven’t felt like a… Read more “Leaving Eden with a Carry-on Bag”
The Satisfaction Paradox
You were hungry. You were mad at god at the time and I fed you. Not god, me, you whiny little bitch. I fed you. And yet… Read more “The Satisfaction Paradox”
Flakes of flattery near the onset of winter
If she’s pretty, tell her. If she smiles, leave her alone. If she touches you, she’s glad you think so. If she says thanks, she might rob… Read more “Flakes of flattery near the onset of winter”
At the Holiday Inn with Logan
You lie to me You cry with me You’ll have to leave me I can’t be strong Our song is on Your heart’s gone Something’s wrong Why… Read more “At the Holiday Inn with Logan”
Keyboard Therapy
Short term sunshine slain Staring out the window at remnants of rain Tasting the opposite of the quiet side of plain He may never come again the… Read more “Keyboard Therapy”
Welcome to Disappointment City, Population: Everybody
We still want coddling But I want you and you know it We want immediate and constant approval Like the children that we all are Problem is,… Read more “Welcome to Disappointment City, Population: Everybody”
Love laced with C4H8O3
I promise to be a little bit more understanding less demanding, less commanding but I don’t believe in wishes When I know the reality is The better he… Read more “Love laced with C4H8O3”
Attracting an Incubus for sex in the daylight
Truth be told I know a man incredibly in love with his wife Loves her so much, she’s not enough and fucks her sister too on some… Read more “Attracting an Incubus for sex in the daylight”