The Man With The Yellow Hat Is Drunk

Just because there is no one else that I can choke and slap Just because there is no one else that I can lead off beaten paths Just because there is no one else that I want riding next to me Just because there is no one else that looks better on their knees Just…

Esther Pauline “Eppie” Lederer

You like hanging onto nothing The boy is peanut butter in your hair Do not text the runner up when you are in this frame of mind Do not text the back up and tease him with your lying Do not text number two, or three, especially not fucking three Don’t become the vision you’re…

My crush on the Drop Bear

Man, so now I want to fuck with him because I don’t want to fuck with him because of you. Look what you did. Ugh. This is pretty much your fault you know that right? Yeah, he’s liked me 6 months longer than I have even known you. Yeah he texts me beautiful shit a…

Picayune

And that’s how bad habits start. You’re emotional. Someone notices. Someone pretends to help. Someone makes an offer. You accept. You know better but you’re not practical. You know better but you’re not rational. You know better but you’re not logical. They promise. You don’t believe but you’re willing. You’ve always been willing. Next thing…

The Devil Tarot Card

Me to him: I actually can have you, physically, locked up, forever, with no way out. You make me weak. But I know you don’t get the fact that this is horrible for me. I’m like some sick dirty old pervert crazy lady who buys you sex toys and sucks you off. I don’t know…

The Tears of the Simulacrum

I know better than this and now I’m like Baby, I can’t anymore. They tell me find someone who makes you feel good about yourself. But look at me still loving you with all the love I have yet it’s no good. You’re obsessing again, I tell myself. These day dreams are stunting my emotional…

Crushing on James Blake

Every time I see him And every time I leave He does something simple and strange To the inside of me First I’m nervous, super anxious, weirded out Then I see him and his face relieves all doubt Then he says something passive aggressive and I react quickly ’cause I’m quietly obsessive And he doesn’t…

Job Description

Perhaps I’m more than just a lover but only slightly less than a wife- Because that irritation that you need to feel with her, with me, exits life.. Perhaps you want me to stay, always, but simply cannot say… Too much bullshit forever wrecklessly at play- Perhaps I’m that awesome space between the two, in…

Duper’s Delight

Nobody means anything that they say and they never did Didja know that people lie more in writing than face to face? So when he says that he’s got you, don’t you believe it. Tears lie, smiles lie, you lie too and so do I Nobody tells the whole truth ever and they never did…

Shopping for a Narcissist that Fits

I can accept your faulty perception of me because nothing that you have ever conceived even comes close to reality… Is what I said and its what I meant but what I thought was You don’t know me, fucker. I’m sorry that you feel that way because it was never my intention to disrespect you…