I went from being homeless in 2012, to having to provide sexual favors for a dude I would have fucked anyway after picking me up from a… Read more “The Triabolical Villainy of a 9th Blogaversary”
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Modesty Curtains and Garlic Smashers
Specks upon specksbreathing down necksyour peril and mine intertwine and align with stars and stripes and chainsupsetting the balance of nothingsmoving surfaces knock people downswirling around and… Read more “Modesty Curtains and Garlic Smashers”
Therapeutic Inquisition of a Supreme Being’s Torpor
Let’s say you get bored and make a toy that looks like yourself to play with and then to give your toy something to do besides just… Read more “Therapeutic Inquisition of a Supreme Being’s Torpor”
Flashing Check Engine Light
They lie to me because I call them sweetie yet I’m always stopping at hotels close to that one that says shit like come see me and… Read more “Flashing Check Engine Light”
Talia al Ghul
I’m already checked into my next flight closer to where you live close to where you sleep but I’ll be with him probably the most exquisite looking… Read more “Talia al Ghul”
Fugue Electronica
It would go just like this… You’ll think I’m decent looking and smart and funny and then you’ll fuck me and see that I’m exceptionally good at… Read more “Fugue Electronica”
Girl Powered Organisms
Before the bell the machine roused. It looked around and deciphered its current surroundings. 38.6171° N, 121.3283° W It rolled over and checked it’s audio visual computerized… Read more “Girl Powered Organisms”
PostteenPreCougarDepression
I decided to test myself. It accidentally was brought to my attention that all I think about is sex. Of course the first thing that happened were… Read more “PostteenPreCougarDepression”
Love Terrorist
So yesterday when I was supposed to be writing new training material, I was actually on-line with one of my ex boyfriend’s, let’s just call him, Jiminy Cricket. Jiminy… Read more “Love Terrorist”