What you meant to say was that you really didn’t give a fuck but all you could come up with was that you didn’t have the strength… Read more “Flattening Curves”
Tag: Kevin
The Arcadian Bud Can Weed Bowl
Peruvian Nick Jonas hit me up this week talking about he “let himself into my place” and he’s just gonna hang out. Uhhhhhh no. But I have… Read more “The Arcadian Bud Can Weed Bowl”
Hey Beautiful…WYD?
The question that you have to ask yourself is, who are you actually fighting with? You don’t really know that other person, you never really did and… Read more “Hey Beautiful…WYD?”
Gauche Caviar
You’re The Gun Metal Hors d’oeuvres of love. Entertaining others was something I usurped as soon as I met you. I will never drown at least. But… Read more “Gauche Caviar”
The Spine Chiller
I whisper sweet nothings do all your favorite things I hold my tongue when you tell me to and I dress how you want to see me… Read more “The Spine Chiller”
What y’all left behind
It’s difficult not to think about on a rainy afternoon in January when you live in a one bedroom apartment by yourself in a suburb of Sacramento… Read more “What y’all left behind”
Les Demoiselles d’Avignon
I thought it was because I wasn’t well versed and I was unrehearsed or because I couldn’t get loving them quite right then I thought it must… Read more “Les Demoiselles d’Avignon”
Never ending echoes
So I feel pretty terrible right now and I think it’s best that I get it all out so that I can not only go on with… Read more “Never ending echoes”
Ohio Renaissance Festival
When I was 41, I pissed on the chest of a 22 year old Abercrombie looking white boy who was a soccer and poker player in this… Read more “Ohio Renaissance Festival”
Mon plaisir…
You were the cleverest, most charming wordsmith that I had ever seen. Nobody loved you and hurt you as much as me. The jukebox playing music from… Read more “Mon plaisir…”
