Like a bird, I thought he was just cute enough that it wasn’t distracting…then he said he had an inside track on getting comics…So I said hey,… Read more “Backward’s Law Flavor Goop”
Tag: lies
Muzel Brocho
The Invitation: Hey, you wanna tie me to your bed? The Response: Yep. The Reaction: Awesome! Where do you stay? The Sincere Comeback: Listen trouble, I’d like… Read more “Muzel Brocho”
Reboot Choke Start
I guess for my age, huh?If you know people your age that look my age they look really mature…Did all of these older women that you claim… Read more “Reboot Choke Start”
Bedazzled Lies
At what point do you consider your hands to be cleanWhen you are at the very least not purposefully being meanWhen you’re negligent on the part that… Read more “Bedazzled Lies”
Trouser Role Vet
Since I have so much footage of you and photos and screenshots it was brought to my attention to share something truly embarrassing on every online platform… Read more “Trouser Role Vet”
The Ballad of ’96
3 bricks Bibles too Did any of it mean Shit to you? I just want to know and I refuse to beg you know me well enough… Read more “The Ballad of ’96”
25% Less Sodium Cream of Mushroom Soup
He woke up one day and decided to say to me I had a funloving looking smile, he really dug my style and how could he serve… Read more “25% Less Sodium Cream of Mushroom Soup”
Carinho
It dies too like you It comes into being for a time and goes away How long it is supposed to last no one can definitively say… Read more “Carinho”
The Persistent Illusion of Longing
He’s how I punish myself I don’t feel worthy enough to be loved properly at the times that I miss him the most Feelings come and go… Read more “The Persistent Illusion of Longing”
Love Notes From Your Favorite Demon
You’re no different than Jesus, he was submissive too You’re no different from Darth Vader, a hug would cure you You’re no different from Superman, you’ll do… Read more “Love Notes From Your Favorite Demon”
