What do you mean, evil? Well I won’t hold it against you anymore even when you eventually do leave. I think a quick nap is in order.… Read more “The Rodent Harbormaster”
Tag: loser
Leaving Eden with a Carry-on Bag
One of the best things about being “crazy” is that you can often call the end of situations before the dust settles. I haven’t felt like a… Read more “Leaving Eden with a Carry-on Bag”
The Satisfaction Paradox
You were hungry. You were mad at god at the time and I fed you. Not god, me, you whiny little bitch. I fed you. And yet… Read more “The Satisfaction Paradox”
Dusty Record Player
Nothing will ever fill the hole. I know that. And all I am doing is pretending that I have that thing. Whatever that thing is. Is it… Read more “Dusty Record Player”
Crazy Foxes
You didn’t think I’d find the fuckery but I always do I see the smears and smudges clearly I see the direction of the dust and the… Read more “Crazy Foxes”
The Man With The Yellow Hat Is Drunk
Just because there is no one else that I can choke and slap Just because there is no one else that I can lead off beaten paths… Read more “The Man With The Yellow Hat Is Drunk”
GTFOH
Dear Climbing Hydrangea, I have recently been able to review all 1095 of your letters, e-mails and other correspondence with regards to the position available within my… Read more “GTFOH”
Insignificant Human Life
You text me at 8:21 PM Last Night Tell me what your mood is over the phone or show me in person. The man that I am… Read more “Insignificant Human Life”
Venery
I could be mistaken but I am pretty sure that this is called an ambush. If this is love then there is definitely a dude, with a… Read more “Venery”
Seeing double
He’s close to being good enough, we sing the exact tune He’s very nearly perfectly the kind I’d belong to He’s thoughtful and affectionate and seems to be… Read more “Seeing double”
