This hurts.How many times do I need to slice off the same tumor?Alas… Well,You useless conceited bitch of an underwire scratch.The fact that you seem to believe… Read more “Writing Remains”
Tag: loser
No Word of a Lie This
Slept and thought about it…. I’ve NEVER met you but haven’t you flaked on me TWICE already?! Weren’t you supposed to come over and didn’t or somethingand… Read more “No Word of a Lie This”
Backward’s Law Flavored Goop
Like a bird, I thought he was just cute enough that it wasn’t distracting…then he said he had an inside track on getting comics…So I said hey,… Read more “Backward’s Law Flavored Goop”
Rock in a Sea of Chaos
Him: Hi beautiful, I’m Xavier, you’re gorgeous and I think we should be friends. Me: Well thank you for the compliment, hopefully your day is going quite… Read more “Rock in a Sea of Chaos”
The Double Dutch to Irrationality World Champ
I genuinely don’t like being out of commission for an entire day anymore in all sorts of versions and levels of recovery after using someone else up… Read more “The Double Dutch to Irrationality World Champ”
Bob and Weave
What don’t you fucking understand about the word no? Do you think it’s cute to keep asking me and asking me for the same shit over and… Read more “Bob and Weave”
I’m not Angelica. I’m Crazy King George, fool.
You can’t stop thinking about meeeeeeeee you say? Hurray. (Uhhh… here we go again-Okay…) Anything else going on a little less lame? How your kids doing, are… Read more “I’m not Angelica. I’m Crazy King George, fool.”
The Rodent Harbormaster
What do you mean, evil? Well I won’t hold it against you anymore even when you eventually do leave. I think a quick nap is in order.… Read more “The Rodent Harbormaster”
Leaving Eden with a Carry-on Bag
One of the best things about being “crazy” is that you can often call the end of situations before the dust settles. I haven’t felt like a… Read more “Leaving Eden with a Carry-on Bag”
The Satisfaction Paradox
You were hungry. You were mad at god at the time and I fed you. Not god, me, you whiny little bitch. I fed you. And yet… Read more “The Satisfaction Paradox”
My Mind, My Mood, My delicately poisoned pen... 