In 2012, I walked through hell with a mean monster wasting time as it flew In 2013, I left for greener pastures scared my life would always be blue In 2014, I met a sneakier monster who couldn’t give me enough In 2015, His stalking helped me decide that I would just give up on … Continue reading Underscore


He’s a shower and I’m a scarf. I’m a dump truck and he is typewriter ribbon. I’m the catfish that he can’t resist. He’s an envelope and I’m ground pepper. I’m an elastic waistband and he’s a thermometer. I’m the city that he revisits… I’m worthless, He’s useless. He’s a shower and I’m a scarf. … Continue reading GlobalWarming

The Guilt Free Life

No longer using leeches No longer polluting the beaches Mass Interweb connection Sex no longer requires protection Bread sans gluten Genetically modified humans Figured out how to drive an electric car Consistently raising the technological bar No longer drinking urine Damnation of the Centurion Shoes without carbon footprints 37 year olds still living off their … Continue reading The Guilt Free Life