Like ketchup gets out blood stains Like body odor can mask bad breath Like a car wash is just waiting ’til it rains Like the relevance of your bills after death The shit got handled one way or the other and there wasn’t much left for you to do ’cause karma knows exactly how to…
Tag: lying
2,261 Tuesdays
I made a fool of myself today I drank a beer today I brushed my teeth and my hair today I masturbated today I overshared today I lied today I day dreamed today Okay I had, like, two beers today I excommunicated some life draining humans today I rolled my eyes today I listened to…
October 1582
In the span of 365 mornings and evenings You could learn to crawl You could start and stop and start You could fall in or down or off You could prove how crazy you really are to the one that you claim to love You could come to grips with the fact that you and…
He introduced me to Tank and the Bangas
I’m sure that I must have said your name He left the same way he came Carrying things that I never saw the inside of And he did what he was supposed to do Stood in for you Even if he did talk about himself the entire time Even if he did try to step…
Compulsive Twitcher
I put on my love lab coat and wash and rewash my hands I don’t want to change you, I just need to understand The long term effects of relapsing addiction’s demands… What kind of bird are you, is what I feel true? Is this walking talking agony a side effect of you? Are you an…
Victimless Crime
According to them love is chivalrous and I must play distressed According to them love is remembering dates of first faded moments But I don’t have a pretty face or any sense of style I don’t have a million things to give you in return for your smile I don’t care if you come or…
Osin and Judas
A crush lasts 4 months but I only have one day In the time that it takes to kill a dream, you’ve taken me… And you can lie to me about the woman that you loved from San Diego When you’ve never ventured farther from Galway Than Spain In the time that it takes to cause…
Plenty of Dogs in the Park… or Macaw, Ya’ll
Schnauzer, whom I love wants me to tell him that I love him Every four fucking hours. And if five hours go by and I haven’t told him in some form or fashion Schnauzer starts questioning whether or not I have ever loved him So he cuddles up close to me and checks on me…
Qui Vive or The Finale
When I hover over myself like a chat bubble In my last text message Suspended Miss me when I’m gone… It’s all I truly want… You love her you live with her you care for her you fuck her But you only confide to me- You want her you feed her you spend all of your time with…
