He woke up one day and decided to say to me I had a funloving looking smile, he really dug my style and how could he serve… Read more “25% Less Sodium Cream of Mushroom Soup”
Tag: men
You’re Not David Bowie, Though…So…
He said at least I’m honest and I thought and said, yeah at the very least, people could not fucking lie. It isn’t the case is it… Read more “You’re Not David Bowie, Though…So…”
The Need for Confessional Booths: A Behind The Scenes Look at the BullShit I go through
To: Editor for the Publishing Company that will be distributing this fuckshit-ass book I wrote nearly a decade ago Cc: The evil ass bastard that I am… Read more “The Need for Confessional Booths: A Behind The Scenes Look at the BullShit I go through”
A Charm Offensive
You’re so clever aren’t you but you can’t stop yourself from breathing for long without ending it all, smartypants…..Take a deep breath…. You’re so wickedly clever but… Read more “A Charm Offensive”
Pixelated Cyberworld Saturday Sisyphus
I’m just over here being a filthy ass clickety clack cougar. Every time I go to delete my disgusting dating app profile there’s some new bootie in… Read more “Pixelated Cyberworld Saturday Sisyphus”
We can handle any size deal
I took that risk unnecessarily and it changed me objectively I wanna look too long and too hard at the shit that is supposed to be scary… Read more “We can handle any size deal”
Up the Creek a bit
Everything about you I have overdone My heart was a racing one, once All the words I’ve written to you or for you were never love If… Read more “Up the Creek a bit”
Apparently Pescatarian
A dozen yellow and orange and pink roses My To-Do List with every task marked complete Every second that my favorite band is playing live and I’m… Read more “Apparently Pescatarian”
The practical application of switching vibes
I don’t want to remember the way that it was and yet I reminisce Suddenly your melody moves down my playlist I don’t want respiratory failure to… Read more “The practical application of switching vibes”
Sultry for no reason
I’m sorry. I’m one of those awful people who with the exception of Henry Cavill don’t hold other humans that I don’t know personally In any high… Read more “Sultry for no reason”
