I’m just over here being a filthy ass clickety clack cougar. Every time I go to delete my disgusting dating app profile there’s some new bootie in… Read more “Pixelated Cyberworld Saturday Sisyphus”
Tag: men
We can handle any size deal
I took that risk unnecessarily and it changed me objectively I wanna look too long and too hard at the shit that is supposed to be scary… Read more “We can handle any size deal”
Up the Creek a bit
Everything about you I have overdone My heart was a racing one, once All the words I’ve written to you or for you were never love If… Read more “Up the Creek a bit”
Apparently Pescatarian
A dozen yellow and orange and pink roses My To-Do List with every task marked complete Every second that my favorite band is playing live and I’m… Read more “Apparently Pescatarian”
The practical application of switching vibes
I don’t want to remember the way that it was and yet I reminisce Suddenly your melody moves down my playlist I don’t want respiratory failure to… Read more “The practical application of switching vibes”
Sultry for no reason
I’m sorry. I’m one of those awful people who with the exception of Henry Cavill don’t hold other humans that I don’t know personally In any high… Read more “Sultry for no reason”
Mon traité avec le monstre que j’aime
I don’t need another proving ground I have several. You don’t need another mistress type you have access to plenty of them, I’m sure. You don’t really… Read more “Mon traité avec le monstre que j’aime”
CHECKABITCH Cafe
First I understand why you still talk to your monster. It’s the same reason I don’t ignore my monster when he sends me dumb shit. I love… Read more “CHECKABITCH Cafe”
Plane Hams or Jake’s Youth
You’ve eaten a little of my brain and it was the poisonous part and I watched you swallow and I hoped for the best and I hoped… Read more “Plane Hams or Jake’s Youth”
Tarantula Juice
He likes to listen to songs about Jesus. He spends his free time reading. He has the kind of hug that makes you feel seen. He’s had… Read more “Tarantula Juice”
