Breathing Room

He was supposed to go to Hedgehog Academy. He was born for it. He knew the ins and outs of the expectations ever since he was 5. His sole caregiver, an Ant, studied diligently and fiercely to get into Hedgehog Academy and not only graduated with honors and scholarships and awards, but attended graduate school … Continue reading Breathing Room

Trophy Buck

I’m seriously considering getting a hot glue gun to fill the TSA opening on that second lock but I’m afraid that if I do this it may affect the mechanism of the lock and perhaps prevent the combination that I set from working. This frustrates me. The fact that I have to go to this … Continue reading Trophy Buck

Cone Snail

I was ravenous when I told the young one to strip and pose and send me proof for hours… and then decided to block him for a week for moving too slowly… I was pure toxin. And I was esurient when I met and flirted with the older one at dinner and drinks the same … Continue reading Cone Snail

Blue Kermit

I’m irritated because the whole of civilization has trained itself to lie to itself. I don’t conversate, I converse- I don’t run game game don’t run me and I actually think games, like tricks, are for kids. I couldn’t give a fuck if someone doesn’t like my make up my size, my music, my name, … Continue reading Blue Kermit

Palaeo-Hebrew

  He can’t resist natural instinct… I was standing on the street corner Looking like I look and popping gum, and he saw me and licked his lips. Unfightable. He didn’t even know why though- But he never let reason stop him So he approached and said Follow me I didn’t even know why though- … Continue reading Palaeo-Hebrew