You’ve got a real hang up with men. You might want to get that checked out, sugar. No seriously, you must want to or else you wouldn’t have even thought about it long enough to come to no as a conclusion. For example, have you ever thought about slapping a goat? No, correct? Yet, I … Continue reading Prosaic Animus on Whole Wheat
He was supposed to go to Hedgehog Academy. He was born for it. He knew the ins and outs of the expectations ever since he was 5. His sole caregiver, an Ant, studied diligently and fiercely to get into Hedgehog Academy and not only graduated with honors and scholarships and awards, but attended graduate school … Continue reading Breathing Room
I’m seriously considering getting a hot glue gun to fill the TSA opening on that second lock but I’m afraid that if I do this it may affect the mechanism of the lock and perhaps prevent the combination that I set from working. This frustrates me. The fact that I have to go to this … Continue reading Trophy Buck
Nothing is gonna happen here yet The stars say ideas are flowing right now And he says he misses me 10 minutes after sex Which makes me want to care ’til I remember Not to forget the drying rack for dishes So nothing is important about this yet The stars say only I can make … Continue reading De minimis non curat lex….
I was ravenous when I told the young one to strip and pose and send me proof for hours… and then decided to block him for a week for moving too slowly… I was pure toxin. And I was esurient when I met and flirted with the older one at dinner and drinks the same … Continue reading Cone Snail
I’m irritated because the whole of civilization has trained itself to lie to itself. I don’t conversate, I converse- I don’t run game game don’t run me and I actually think games, like tricks, are for kids. I couldn’t give a fuck if someone doesn’t like my make up my size, my music, my name, … Continue reading Blue Kermit
He can’t resist natural instinct… I was standing on the street corner Looking like I look and popping gum, and he saw me and licked his lips. Unfightable. He didn’t even know why though- But he never let reason stop him So he approached and said Follow me I didn’t even know why though- … Continue reading Palaeo-Hebrew