When I can’t solve some other problem my mind circles back to you, monster. I wonder what you’re up to. Probably no good, of course. You’re an… Read more “A Votive Offering to Stop Recycling Drama”
Tag: problems
A Drink With Death
My sister doesn’t want me to talk to our mother because she thinks I will be physically violent towards her. She doesn’t know our mother. Our mother… Read more “A Drink With Death”
25% Less Sodium Cream of Mushroom Soup
He woke up one day and decided to say to me I had a funloving looking smile, he really dug my style and how could he serve… Read more “25% Less Sodium Cream of Mushroom Soup”
Death Valley Icecream
I’ve been perceived as female and yet a psychic told me I was a male 1000 years ago I’m just human and sometimes I’ve been perceived as… Read more “Death Valley Icecream”
You’re Not David Bowie, Though…So…
He said at least I’m honest and I thought and said, yeah at the very least, people could not fucking lie. It isn’t the case is it… Read more “You’re Not David Bowie, Though…So…”
3rd Party Perspective
The cats, lambs, calves, goats, and groundhogs were holding auditions for the woodland orchestra and everyone was excited. They’d invited the whole forest and nearby river and… Read more “3rd Party Perspective”
The Need for Confessional Booths: A Behind The Scenes Look at the BullShit I go through
To: Editor for the Publishing Company that will be distributing this fuckshit-ass book I wrote nearly a decade ago Cc: The evil ass bastard that I am… Read more “The Need for Confessional Booths: A Behind The Scenes Look at the BullShit I go through”
The Persistent Illusion of Longing
He’s how I punish myself I don’t feel worthy enough to be loved properly at the times that I miss him the most Feelings come and go… Read more “The Persistent Illusion of Longing”
A Charm Offensive
You’re so clever aren’t you but you can’t stop yourself from breathing for long without ending it all, smartypants…..Take a deep breath…. You’re so wickedly clever but… Read more “A Charm Offensive”
Zombie Cicadas in the Morning
You know a kid can pick up a yo-yo and make it respond. A person who practices can make a yo-yo dance. But then there are folks… Read more “Zombie Cicadas in the Morning”
