Don’t let them lie to you. If a man can think it, then it exists. I swear to you because I know. Cloud Nine ain’t shit. I… Read more “The Eleventeenth Cloud”
Tag: sex
Security Blankets Are People Too
Very rarely do I get invited in Might have happened once or twice or a thousand times I don’t know I don’t pay close attention to shit… Read more “Security Blankets Are People Too”
White Boys in the 80’s
Nate was the first boy I ever thought I loved. He was Tom Cruise and Jon Bender or at least as close as I ever thought that… Read more “White Boys in the 80’s”
Genghis Khanfidence
Now that I actually noticed it I’m thinking about all these scenarios where I really thought that I was in love with this guy and he was… Read more “Genghis Khanfidence”
The Temple of Osiris at Abydos
It’s because the cut is right and because the cut is right the whole of the universe exists on the very end of my emotional string, my… Read more “The Temple of Osiris at Abydos”
107 days in the Capital of California
In September the one skinny artist dude sweat and grunted too much so I opted out. Later that month the young gorgeous thug wanted to be a… Read more “107 days in the Capital of California”
The way the villain chills
Caught all up on it by brushing down invisible webs Dusted and swept up any bunnies clinging to coat tails Scratching out to do lists with new… Read more “The way the villain chills”
He introduced me to Tank and the Bangas
I’m sure that I must have said your name He left the same way he came Carrying things that I never saw the inside of And he… Read more “He introduced me to Tank and the Bangas”
Bonus and commission eligibility
If I give you some and you don’t get all weird about it and you don’t try to hurt me with it and you don’t tell your… Read more “Bonus and commission eligibility”
Needs Assessment
He asked me and then he begged. He insulted me and then he took it right back. He said I hurt him and then he said he… Read more “Needs Assessment”
