Jean-Paul Sartre

The wind was sweet and cold. I was leaving my job and heading toward my car, thankful that the day wasn’t worrisome. My phone was too hot because I’d left it in the car all day and just looking at it, you crossed my mind. I wondered where you were and how nice it would…

Peggy Lee

When I’m standing behind you I become a common baron caterpillar. That’s when I fade into you. You taste good and look good and feel good so When I’ve got you bent over at the waist I become a border collie. That’s when I can’t love anything more than you. You smell good and taste good…

Neurocysticercosis or At My Most Kanye…

I think you think I’m two binding stretches from becoming unglued I’m not who you think I am C’est la vie you see, C’est la vie… Fuck with me, fuck with me… I think you think because I write poetry that each poem should be about you I do what I do because I can Carpe…

Cone Snail

I was ravenous when I told the young one to strip and pose and send me proof for hours… and then decided to block him for a week for moving too slowly… I was pure toxin. And I was esurient when I met and flirted with the older one at dinner and drinks the same…

The Smoke Bomb

But you You’re just the one. And there’s Fancy ones and skinny ones and happy ones and tall ones and smart ones and cool ones and crazy ones and pretty ones and interesting ones and scary ones and yet you… You’re just… the one.

Ghost Cat Purr

You’re the son of the goddess of fortune, clearly. I guess that I should finally open these couple of packages. Seems like they have been on the edge of my bed forever, next to those stupid furry red restraints… Waiting for you. There’s always someone baby…someone who gets hurt. I hung out with a friend…

Terrible Johnny Stevens

I wanna punish you for moaning But I wanna kiss you so sweetly too I want to blindfold you before the stoning But I want to love you more than you do I want to cut you completely open But I want to hug you under the stars I want to stop you from coping…

Drowning Orchids

I only feel good when I feel bad I only have hope when I miss you I only write eloquent verse when you’re roaming around in my thoughts aimlessly I only try when you lie and tell me things that I want to hear but I hear them all of the time And none of…

Christmas Eve 2017

I didn’t want to use what I normally do because I didn’t want to see anyone I already knew so I downloaded an app and I found you I added some cute pictures of right angles and said I’m looking to make a brand new friend I swiped and I waited, it was only for…

Alternative Facts

I don’t love you, honey, no not anymore… You’re a not terminal disease sweetie, merely a sore The fact of the matter is, the earth revolves around the moon And I betcha didn’t know that humans are only gigantic prunes Prove me wrong is the thing assholes cry since they can answer any question about…