Lady Philosophy

It’ll twist you up, I promise. You’ll follow all the rules and fail. You’ll read and re-read the formula and fuck it up. And so you grasp on desperately clinging to any little thing you can repeat you keep turning the other cheek because you heard that somewhere and you keep inviting dumb ass people…

Museum Parking for Bitches

Tapping into me at age 7 and I was spectacular I was the only child in the house then And although my mom didn’t pay me much attention I had three doting aunts and a cool ass uncle and they let me do whatever I wanted which was mostly read books and sing and pretend…

Ode to Incubus

I don’t know where I’d be If you weren’t always beside me I don’t know where I’d go If I couldn’t find you when I needed… ’cause there’s been some times In my really very short life Where I was flying blind But I had you there to guide me I don’t know where I’d…

Ohio Renaissance Festival

When I was 41, I pissed on the chest of a 22 year old Abercrombie looking white boy who was a soccer and poker player in this apartment. I found out that it wasn’t just depression or PTSD or PMDD but Borderline Personality Disorder in this apartment. I frantically paced wondering where my son had…

Insignificantfactorsingrandlifeequations

You know how much I love it when you beg. You’re hurting me with this now so pretend to care just a lil… If there is a hell I’m going because of you. You don’t even need me for this anymore so you’re being incredibly cruel. I don’t want to tell you to fuck off…

Terrible Johnny Stevens

I wanna punish you for moaning But I wanna kiss you so sweetly too I want to blindfold you before the stoning But I want to love you more than you do I want to cut you completely open But I want to hug you under the stars I want to stop you from coping…

Selective Serotonin Re-uptake Inhibitor

I look good, I feel good and everything works out for me…. Background mantra interrupted by a chipped nail Time. Stands. Still Two minutes until too late for work and everything is overdue I’m happy if I feel happy and happiness is a choice… Splice to him in the frame smiling because he doesn’t know…