She said she loved me and I hadn’t asked her to And then I thought that’s probably something a normal mom would do And then graduation popped into my head I wouldn’t have seen this if I had been dead that made me happy and mad having no other family can be sad And no … Continue reading Class of 2018
I’m seriously considering getting a hot glue gun to fill the TSA opening on that second lock but I’m afraid that if I do this it may affect the mechanism of the lock and perhaps prevent the combination that I set from working. This frustrates me. The fact that I have to go to this … Continue reading Trophy Buck
Everybody in this building is in love with my cosmic cat shirt. Pfft. Because people with my brain workings, when they “get better” they usually get a bunch of friggin cats, so the closest that I will get to that nightmare is this weird ass shirt. I hate cats! 😊 But cosmic cats flying in space are … Continue reading Irrespetuoso or The Shit He Ignored
You’re the son of the goddess of fortune, clearly. I guess that I should finally open these couple of packages. Seems like they have been on the edge of my bed forever, next to those stupid furry red restraints… Waiting for you. There’s always someone baby…someone who gets hurt. I hung out with a friend … Continue reading Ghost Cat Purr
I crack the dawn over a sizzling skillet of self aggrandizing about my position in your life and then the punishing rush begins the onslaught to my swollen throat of the very hottest over controlling fascination made from only the finest handpicked Kenyan coffee beans which accidentally gives me more courage than I can actually … Continue reading the ladyking of Ephyra
It’s gonna take one more drink for me to tell you Why I was so scared in 1978 One more to tell you Why I was so hurt in 1986 Just one more, one more, to confess what I did in that alley in 1997 Just one, just another, to reveal how I tried to craft … Continue reading Space Flies
The lights went out. In the middle of me looking up my horoscope at work when I ran out of things to do, the lights went out. Pitch Black. And not just in my office, but in the entire building. No lights. And not just in our building but in the neighboring businesses. No lights. … Continue reading 2219
