George Wickham

Our new reality is you’re a fucking moron. Its one thing to not like or respect someone but its a whole other thing to feel that way and still attempt to use them as if they have an obligation to you. How stupid could you be? How stupid do you think that I am? (And…

Babe in The Woods

The sun comes up again and he says I am the most beautiful woman that he has ever met in real life and instead of me taking that as a compliment I thought about how much he needs to see the world Then it would mean so much more to me If he went to…

Yard Sale Signs

You’re ready to put a deposit down On a moving van A truck full of the nonsense You should trash but you can’t Ready to ride the highway From here down to the coast Ready to say good bye to Everything you said you loved the most I keep saying to think it through Why buy…

Lussuria

If you should have an Italian affair know in advance that Roma, la citta eterna, was designed to be a sophisticated mistress; she has wild sex on cobblestone street corners with hot and sweaty strangers because she is gorgeous and demanding and she does not forgive quickly so if she slaps you hard in public it is…

Eidolon

I feel disconnected from me and nearly empty Traveling the world makes home feel flat and fictional And you have to ask your entirety If you loved it here why would you leave? And maybe there is nothing wrong with the present But just with you and your sullied point of view That normally only sees inferiority…

50 hours before I leave the country for Italy….

I am going to stay on an even keel I am not going to worry about things that I cannot do anything about I am going to breathe in deeply, hold the breath and exhale slowly I am going to pause and self soothe and remind me that I love me I am going to…

Death and Sex

Random fact: I’ma take Mr. Frogsworth out deep into the Mojave desert, at night, make ’em beat off while I dig a six foot hole naked, climb in that dusty coffin with him to hide from coyotes, fuck his brains out and while he’s nutsleep, climb out and bury his ass alive. Rest in Peace, Froggy.‪…

Inline Skate

I feel like listening to the Beach Boys And pawning my treadmill for cash Then cutting all of my hair off and dying the roots purple With only Coronas and limes in my system As I knick a pair of roller blades from some park bench to pull a Forrest Gump 2012 and just roll…

Disrespectful

Taking your last five That you had stashed for gas And lying to you About using it to get booze That I stuffed  in my purse and drank during communion Yesterday And now We are stranded On a two lane dusty freeway Holding a useless credit card With a zero balance because you bought internet…

The Bucket List Of Miss Pixie Prince

10. Mile high Club, First class Cabin, To and Fro 9. Date a Poker player 6 months before he wins 18 million 8.Invent color changing mood tattoos. 7. Get invited to spend the night with Jason Statham. 6. Die in a chair in a tomato garden in Italy. 5. Act out the movie Eat, Pray,…