As it turns out a lot of irrelevancies are not under my controlYou aren’t and neither is anyone else in the worldexcept the only person with whom… Read more “Extrality Sneezes and Pelvic Sorcery”
Tag: life
1000 Days of Venturesome Changes
Niceness is terrible, never be nice.But consideration is required so keep that part.I call bullshit on the idea you have about not being able to have your… Read more “1000 Days of Venturesome Changes”
Cuddle Puddle Radio News
At first I thought sex was bad because I had been molested as a child.And then I thought it was so bad that it would send me… Read more “Cuddle Puddle Radio News”
Overdosed on Worm Food at the Magical MacGuffin’s First Concert Tour
I’m laughing now but I won’t be in a minuteWhat you might be telling yourself isone daywhen you meet Missus Rightthat thenI’ll feel some sort of sympathy… Read more “Overdosed on Worm Food at the Magical MacGuffin’s First Concert Tour”
Clever Clogs and their Honey Dummies
I am a little bit blue right nowdisturbed by a couple of my behaviors…I’ve got some long term planning to dobut I feel a little overwhelmedI would… Read more “Clever Clogs and their Honey Dummies”
Terrible With Raisins In It
This is the last thing that I’ll say about it for a whileand you don’t have to respond to me, hell, you don’t even have to read… Read more “Terrible With Raisins In It”
A Slave of Impulses Emerging from The Fetal Position into Child’s Pose
I told her I don’t feel calm around him.I feel anxious and excited but I don’t feel safe or at peace. She didn’t catch it. She heard… Read more “A Slave of Impulses Emerging from The Fetal Position into Child’s Pose”
Notes Under The Upturned Misericord
Oh no I’ma finish living this timeReincarnating again would be a crimeI ain’t comin back, no more lives for meI’m done with all this old shit here… Read more “Notes Under The Upturned Misericord”
Spraying aloe nobilius on my akrasia
Last week was just a jumbled mess for me. Learning about myself is hilarious and sad sometimes and trying to figure out how to use what I… Read more “Spraying aloe nobilius on my akrasia”
Boiling Water & Sugar to the Face
Things I’ve been called: In no particular order- albeit recently… Sexy, A Nerd, Talented, Fat, Creative, An Overtalker, Raw, BrownNose, Square, Fragile, Real, Mannish, Thoughtful, Sassy, A… Read more “Boiling Water & Sugar to the Face”
