Since I have so much footage of you and photos and screenshots it was brought to my attention to share something truly embarrassing on every online platform… Read more “Trouser Role Vet”
Tag: life
The Ballad of ’96
3 bricks Bibles too Did any of it mean Shit to you? I just want to know and I refuse to beg you know me well enough… Read more “The Ballad of ’96”
A Votive Offering to Stop Recycling Drama
When I can’t solve some other problem my mind circles back to you, monster. I wonder what you’re up to. Probably no good, of course. You’re an… Read more “A Votive Offering to Stop Recycling Drama”
A Drink With Death
My sister doesn’t want me to talk to our mother because she thinks I will be physically violent towards her. She doesn’t know our mother. Our mother… Read more “A Drink With Death”
25% Less Sodium Cream of Mushroom Soup
He woke up one day and decided to say to me I had a funloving looking smile, he really dug my style and how could he serve… Read more “25% Less Sodium Cream of Mushroom Soup”
Death Valley Icecream
I’ve been perceived as female and yet a psychic told me I was a male 1000 years ago I’m just human and sometimes I’ve been perceived as… Read more “Death Valley Icecream”
You’re Not David Bowie, Though…So…
He said at least I’m honest and I thought and said, yeah at the very least, people could not fucking lie. It isn’t the case is it… Read more “You’re Not David Bowie, Though…So…”
At 19 days before my 45th birthday
I’ma just be some variation on the theme for the next twenty years probably I’m weary today, sure, but less worried about being worn out Calm people… Read more “At 19 days before my 45th birthday”
Carinho
It dies too like you It comes into being for a time and goes away How long it is supposed to last no one can definitively say… Read more “Carinho”
The Need for Confessional Booths: A Behind The Scenes Look at the BullShit I go through
To: Editor for the Publishing Company that will be distributing this fuckshit-ass book I wrote nearly a decade ago Cc: The evil ass bastard that I am… Read more “The Need for Confessional Booths: A Behind The Scenes Look at the BullShit I go through”
