He was supposed to go to Hedgehog Academy. He was born for it. He knew the ins and outs of the expectations ever since he was 5. His sole caregiver, an Ant, studied diligently and fiercely to get into Hedgehog Academy and not only graduated with honors and scholarships and awards, but attended graduate school … Continue reading Breathing Room
She said she loved me and I hadn’t asked her to And then I thought that’s probably something a normal mom would do And then graduation popped into my head I wouldn’t have seen this if I had been dead that made me happy and mad having no other family can be sad And no … Continue reading Class of 2018
I’m seriously considering getting a hot glue gun to fill the TSA opening on that second lock but I’m afraid that if I do this it may affect the mechanism of the lock and perhaps prevent the combination that I set from working. This frustrates me. The fact that I have to go to this … Continue reading Trophy Buck
Nothing is gonna happen here yet The stars say ideas are flowing right now And he says he misses me 10 minutes after sex Which makes me want to care ’til I remember Not to forget the drying rack for dishes So nothing is important about this yet The stars say only I can make … Continue reading De minimis non curat lex….
I was ravenous when I told the young one to strip and pose and send me proof for hours… and then decided to block him for a week for moving too slowly… I was pure toxin. And I was esurient when I met and flirted with the older one at dinner and drinks the same … Continue reading Cone Snail
The Pelirrojo had the gift of gab He didn’t look half bad yet I got a parasite vibe and ignored it He was a bully and annoying And since I was doing him for my own entertainment Instead of engagement I threw his heart into a waste bin And I could blame him but… I’d … Continue reading Mop Tops
But you You’re just the one. And there’s Fancy ones and skinny ones and happy ones and tall ones and smart ones and cool ones and crazy ones and pretty ones and interesting ones and scary ones and yet you… You’re just… the one. Continue reading The Smoke Bomb