Super Lifelike

Whatever I’m designed to feel, I’m feeling whatever is coming will inevitably hurt The trees aren’t swaying at all today So many things left to learn Whatever I’m supposed to see, I’m seeing whatever is gonna happen is in the works The breeze isn’t blowing at all today Yet everything around me burns Maybe I…

Warren G and Gluten Free

I’m sorry it’s hard to stop. I’m back in grad school now and I’m panicking. It’s actually pretty fucking great, that’s the problem. It’s legit wonderful. I like school. I like order. I’m trying. I take cranberry pills and plant based digestive enzymes and green tea supplements now. I meditate on Wednesdays and listen to…

Light Switch

I mean yeah We could go out but If we do, I’m gonna order whiskey neat and a beer back and then I’m going to find the Jukebox and play a bunch of Incubus songs in a row then more than likely, I’m going to be ready for another round before you’ve even gotten halfway…

3 Doors Down

Richard, my imaginary boyfriend, is pissed at me, yet again, you guys. Last Night: I was sad. I felt lonely. So I said, Dick? Where are you? Come tell me you love me. And I didn’t hear anything. He hesitated. Reluctantly he came to my mind and said softly, you know I love you… But,…

Crazy Foxes

You didn’t think I’d find the fuckery but I always do I see the smears and smudges clearly I see the direction of the dust and the mud trails My eyes are wide open and I’m looking for shit And I never stop until I find it You’re not special like I thought or unique…

They drink La Cerveza del Pacifico Clara around here

This is the part that gets so hard for me. The part where I don’t know what to feel or how to trust it. I’m a fucking nightmare. I was told recently or I read somewhere that if I want to ever trust other people, I have to learn to trust myself. And I don’t…

Mynewbestie

I couldn’t remember where I put that bill but she knew that I would forget so she wrote down all of the information and saved it for me on my work computer. And when it was time to pay the bill, I forgot for a minute, that the actual paper was gone. I looked for…

Vladimir Mayakovsky

Not like any of it matters but It was 14 degrees Celsius in Paris today. And you wouldn’t believe it but ants evolved from waspy ancestors and Nobody cares, I know, but if they did they’d read more Carol Ann Duffy and eat more Chia but The mind stands still and Time is unusually resistant…

Borborygmus

I know I said I wasn’t going to be able to live without your touch but please don’t touch me What comes next What comes next I know but you won’t expect I’ve already changed my mind as soon as I said the line and how you respond will determine if I’m more turned on…

Ragazzo carino

I miss how your dick tastes. And I don’t care if you don’t miss me. I couldn’t be there anymore and not have you anyway. I miss your cum in my throat. Standing right in front of you, breathing your air used to be my favorite thing to do. I wish that you hadn’t gotten…