“If I don’t wake up naked next to you at least one day of my life, then I will feel like a failure.”

My childhood friend and first clothes-burn

 

 

“Rock on, bitch now MOVE!”

The lady in the yellow convertible next to me on Las Vegas Blvd when I was listening to Incubus full volume, in the Tardis

 

“There are times when a completely unique idea can not come from where all other ideas come from.”

Whiskey Dick and the Beer Goggles

 

” Or maybe we need to control our egos”

The Ex