There is something makin the rounds
And in case nobody told ya
It’s the hottest game in town
And its called the Montoya

First you hang with a girly
And stay up real late
Doesn’t matter if you are only friends
Or if its even a date

Everybody’s real sleepy
And its time to go to bed
But its not time for sex
Get that out of your head

Everybody keep your clothes on
And you both get in the bunk
You don’t get to feel no titties
And she won’t touch your junk

All you do is sleep together
All through the nite
If you try to spoon her
That’s probably alright

Keep your hands off the tits
And your boner off her ass
Be a perfect gentleman
And show a little class
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Baby, I want to Montoya
I wanna Montoya with you
Baby I want to Montoya
I wanna Montoya with you

The originator of the Montoya
Was a pimp named Paul
Who slept with lots of girls
But didn’t fuck them at all

Just opposite sexes sleeping
In the same damn bed
No lovey dove-y, hugs and kisses
Least that’s what Phenom said

The best time to Montoya
In when you’re in the friend zone
She thinks of you like a brother
And knows you’ll leave her alone

If there’s not chance of getting frisky
And you’re both real tired
Just climb into bed
And recreate what Paul inspired

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Use a sleeping bag and Montoya in a tent
Get a one bedroom apartment, and save money on rent
Montoya in a hotel in another state
More bodies in the bed make the bed feel great

Montoya on vacation
Montoya on a train
It’s the blue balls of sleeping
And can drive you insane
The truth is you really hope to fuck her one day
In the meantime keep your hands out of her PJs

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Baby, I want to Montoya
I wanna Montoya with you
Baby I want to Montoya
I wanna Montoya with you

Let me grab the mic and fucking explain
I don’t sleep with wack fools
but I got someone to blame
Here comes Montoya jacking up Bomb’s game

This shit is totally true, I swear on my life

In the club signing boobs under neon lights

I’m like damn its like that, what else do you do
He said watch grasshopper how Montoya moves

I don’t stick em
I don’t lick em
I don’t give em no pain
But all the shorties scream that Montoya came

I’m like A)what’s this?-B-This  some new shit
C), I ain’t gettin no dick but it still feels sick
One time it’s hard thinking oh my god
Til you wake up in the morning with yo own shorts on

Chorus
Baby, I want to Montoya
I wanna Montoya with you
Baby I want to Montoya
I wanna Montoya with you

Get chu drunk said Paul
And its all on me
Shake ya ass real fast
Get up off yo knees

Back to ya house
Then Ima lay you down
And like a motherfucking shadow
Ima stick around

My love will ruin you
Don’t gotta give no head
Make us breakfast for two
No need to change your bed

For a bedtime retreat
Whats a Montoya worth?
He Montoya’d PB-
The baddest bitch on earth!

Use a afghan and Montoya on the couch
Sleep late in the morning don’t put nobody out
Montoya in a hotel in Las Vegas too
Don’t be jealous if you nice he will do you too
Montoya on vacation
Montoya on a train
Straight dudes can’t handle this level of game
It’ll drive a Buddhist Monk just a lil insane
The truth is you really hope he will fuck you one day
Too bad lil darling, he don’t go that way

Baby, I want to Montoya
I gonna Montoya with you
Baby I want to Montoya
I wanna Montoya with you

Some new funk on Phe-I fuck em furiously
He said check it baby consider it a royal treat
In that case take some side boob, your arm around me
He said I’ll cuddle you instead like Bert and Ernie, lady