She bought a number 27 bundle, 18 inches long
To feel strong
And bought number 1b Bob for $70.00 USD
To feel sexy
Then copped a 4/30 blend 22 inches twirled and curled
To make you think she’s born with all that sass
All you see is ass
And mo ass
And just ass
And if she were brazenly bald
Bald as Yul used to be
A bald headed hoe-bag from 14th street
All you would notice glance and gawk at
Is beneath that store bought hair hat
Numbers 36-24-43………….
My Mind, My Mood, My delicately poisoned pen... 