Its so easy baby, I have the recipe memorized-

All you need is to take a handful of ape shit, dog shit, your shit, my shit, or even bullshit-

Two gobs of guilt-

A cup of organic freshly pressed Panther Prowess-

Then blend.

Take the doughy, stretchy goo in your hands-

Add basil, basil, basil and thyme.

Lots of Thyme.

Throw in two bags of wild child seed – but only the kind that grows in corn fields near Turkey Run, IN-

Fluff.

Fold in 10 oz of good intentions, a dab of greed glue-

Heep two tablespoons full of insecurity and push it through an industrial strength meat grinder.

Ship it in strips, flash frozen to the Las Vegas Strip-

Then let it thaw in the Mojave-

When its wet, Mash.

Mash.

Mash me,

I mean, mash it.

Harder.

And Tada-Success!

Snort a 1/8th of a teaspoon

Daily

So the glitter fuck takes full effect.

Freedom tastes better.

In. small. doses.