What happens with Pixie

10. You will receive a nick name to use at the club like “Blitz” or “Sprinkles” and it will stick for the rest of your life.

9. You will have at least one Incubus song memorized before the night ends.

8. You will dance with complete strangers on table tops or catwalk in a hallway without provocation.

7. You won’t even notice that you have not eaten in the past 16 hours.

6. You or Pixie  or both will pass out in a public place like a dance floor or a sofa in an ultra lounge.

5. You will lose your car keys, your mobile phone or your dignity.

4. You will piss behind a dumpster in a dress or in a cab or both.

3. You will go home broke and with unexplained stains on your clothing.

2. You will consume MASS QUANTITIES of alcohol that you did not pay for.

1. You will not remember the wild, unusual, kinky, dirty sex bit that makes you feverish and giggle nervously until your kids are finally off to college.