Feels like a fantasy relationship in full effect-

Smug, fat, wet and greasy with confidence-

Deeply wholesome, high-some greedy breaths

Teeth amazingly brilliant, brushed with talent and Zen paste

As I light another cigarette and tip my whiskey flask

No applause, no applause, please

I can’t hear it anyway because I swear I’m dreaming all of this

Slouched down in a virtual life hammock

Swinging so stratosphere from here

Smooth and whipped and arrogant about it all

Satisfaction feels exactly like really good sex.