Right, a lonely whore

And Wrong, a spiteful bastard

Meet in an internet cafe

Neither is incredibly clever

Neither has any self esteem-

But if you take a second look

Like them, you soon will see

Although Right has a Master’s Degree

And Wrong can barely read,

Wrong is kind and thoughtful,

While Right drinks like a fish and smokes weed,

One is a parent the other a joker

One has an ego the other tells lies,

One likes zoloft, the other likes porn

One a con artist

The other a smart aleck

One parties the other is easy on the eyes

And while you are looking for the connection

You find the situation as wrong as it could be

But upon second glance and further inspection

Wrong is wicker and right is a wooden tree

Polar opposites connect perfectly

As perfect as madness can be

Its all wrong and alright and alright and alright

Right, an accomplished artist

And Wrong, a model and actor

Meet in an internet cafe

Neither is incredibly malicious

Neither has any thing but dreams-

But if you take a second look

Like them, you soon will see

Polar opposites connect perfectly

As perfect as madness can be…