You’re smarter than I would have ever given you credit for being, so first let me say kudos on that. What you did were the exact moves I would have made had I been in your situation and like you, I’d have been incorrect. I like a girl who goes with her gut though. The sad thing about all of this is I’m not nearly as dangerous as you imagine in the way that you think. In lieu of long drawn out explanations, tiger to tiger, I will accept your offer of friendship because I am watching you just like you are watching me. One thing I hope that you have learned so far is that he is a very wise man for his age- terrible in relationships but over all he makes pretty good decisions. I hope that you do as well because if you hurt him, our encounters will not be civil on a go forward basis, he is very important to me and I will not see him pained if I can help it. Worry less, my sweet, he and I are exactly what it seems to be, very good life long friends. If whether or not I love him is keeping you up nights I most certainly do and always will, utterly and completely and without question- and because of that love, his happiness is paramount. For the time being he finds you entertaining and that pleases me. Just to clarify I absolutely do not envy your spot, my love~ I am the fun part of his life and I choose not to be anything other than. Good eye on the threat thing though, bravo, but just relax kitty cat…his friendship is more important to me than any sex we have ever had. Been there, done that…and all these years later, I survived. Hopefully you are around for a while too, sugar, he’s taken a shine to you and you certainly are cute…and apparently a little more like me than is comfortable for you, I take it.
So be a good girl, if you can. Let’s do lunch soon, okay?
Your brand new best friend-
Pixie Prince