Bryant

When you think of me Bryant,

Stop thinking of molasses.

I’m not that slow.

Get yourself together,

like a duct taped jigsaw puzzle

before you command my time and attention…

You are not a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade, fool.

Go do something with yourself-

Something that I can be proud of I might add-

(“Do something” is not a sufficient instruction for you…

You’ll just go empty all the lotion bottles in the house

If I left it at that.)

No No No- Make something happen..

Something impressive that does not involve a plunger…

And then I might-

Just maybe …

kowtow to your base desire to pretend to be

Lord and Master of this dreadful ass cave…

(Men and their fantasies)

But it simply ain’t happenin’ right now kid…

I don’t know what to tell you.