Ballsy

“Hey, Insert Name”

“Morning, So and So.”

” May I borrow your lighter? I can never find mine when I come out here…”

“Sure, here you go..”

“Thanks. How’s your project coming?”

“I’m so tired really. I’ve got most of it done but I still need approvals and then the revisions begin.”

” You always work so hard.”

“Thanks.”

“Did you hear about Stephanie?”

” No. What happened?”

“I think she is the one who is getting the position.”

“The Manager’s job? Stephanie? No way. Didn’t you apply for that?”

“I did. And she was the one who encouraged me to go for it. She is so shady.”

” Didn’t really seem like something she wanted to do…last time I talked to her she said she was thinking of leaving.”

” That’s what I heard, but you know her nose is so far up the director’s ass. Are they dating?”

“No no no, Isn’t she a lesbian?”

” What? I’m not surprised she was hammered at the holiday party, why would they give someone like that a managerial position?”

” She is the reason the project is taking forever. I spend most of the day fixing her shit.”

” Oh I bet, that girl can barely read..did you see that e-mail  blast she sent out?”

“Heinous.”

“Exactly. And what’s with the red lipstick all the damn time? So Slutty.”

” Right. Rumor has it she didn’t even go to college.”

” Seriously? I’m not shocked.  I wonder if she is pregnant.”

” Oh maybe, maybe, she was taking horse pills yesterday at the water cooler.”

“Yeah and she is always complaining about being tired, I mean unless she is partying all night, every night.”

” My friend who tends bar says she is a regular over there.”

” So unprofessional, I know.”

“Isn’t she the one who took that money from  accounting?”

“Was it her?”

“Probably. She is always flirting with those guys.”

“Stupid skank. I’m not going to report to her, she nearly cried when Nate got fired.”

“I heard that. Strange because she told me they weren’t even friends.”

“She is so fake too. Always complimenting people and then rolling her eyes at them.”

“Karen doesn’t like her. And Karen is in HR!”

“If she gets this promotion all hell is going to break loose.”

“Exactly. No one wants to work for a freaky, crying, slut whore, fake ass lesbian pregnant boss.”

In Unison- “Hey Stephanie!”

” Hey girls, may I borrow some one’s lighter?”

” Sure use mine. I love your shirt!”

“Yes, you look so cute today.”