Moniker

According to them I am a:

Fucking narcissist.

A genuine psychopath.

An Impossible bitch.
A hypersensitive crazy girl.

A fragile nymphomaniac.
A bourgeois ghetto snob.

Maybe these names fit me

Just like a glove

I suppose the one on my birth certificate

Isn’t enough

Still, it’s nice to know

that so many people

are thinking about me

Each one out there, right now,

spending all of their time leisurely

coming up with new and colorful ways

To describe everything that they see

In themselves reflected by

the mirror of me-

I’m a celebrity in their lives and not even on TV
(Powerful is what they SHOULD just call me)