Because the plan is already in place my love
You will whisper my name to the flapping wings of a dove
Rising across the sky in front of the church lot
Let’s do October when it’s not so hot
And a band, we need a band who can play our favorite tune
I’ll be the bride and duh,  you be the groom
So make sure you finalize your divorce
Don’t forget to sell that hideous hearse
And get a nice car, something classy
That represents a love long lasting
To all the fans who will come and see
The king finally marry his loyal queen
What you mean, that won’t work?
What you mean, I’ve gone berserk?
Haven’t you slept two nights in my bed?
The wedding topper should have your head…
Or should I tell your old wife instead?!?