Tennis rackets, basketballs, hackysacks, & radios
Checkerboards,  the lottery, marbles and pianos
These are the things that you play with sir
These are the things that you can win
I can’t be teased and not tamed, my dear
I’m not just a recreational sin
Like the sweat off of a hot pot
I am a volcano when it rains
It’s a war between my legs my friend
I can’t be sweated and not slain
I suggest you stick to tiddly winks
or Sudoku for your brain
Unless that flag in your pants means surrender
Your heart won’t survive this game…