Every April…

I only get one month a year to solicit you mercilessly… so

FACTS
Reading poetry will make you a better lover
Reading poetry improves eyesight
Reading poetry will save you from a zombie apocalypse
Reading poetry heightens the senses
This could possibly be poetry
Reading poetry lets you glimpse the world
Reading poetry is better for you than fluoride
Reading poetry is gluten free
Reading poetry will make you elite without money
Reading poetry supplies you with serotonin
None of these things are facts
However reading poetry will make you FEEL SOMETHING and guess what?
No one can dispute that.