Awkward.

Surrounded.

By your current beau, your ex husband and your childhood sweetie-

A test.

You have told them all at one time or another that he was the one

That he is the one

Nervous.

Will they demand to know

Why you changed your mind

so often?

Will current be jealous of ex and sweetie?

Will ex not approve of pre and post partners?

Will sweetie expose lies you told to ex and beau?

Horror.

Will they fight?

No.

These are men.

It will be okay as soon as you see them smiling at each other.

They all agree on something.

Sex.

You did well in their beds and they feel like champions.

They will not fight.

They have stories to tell each other over beers.

I fucked her in the back of my parent’s station wagon, sweetie beams.

I fucked her at a deserted gas station on a long road trip, ex exclaims.

I fucked her in San Diego and San Francisco in the same weekend the beau tosses out.

High five.

Beau wins.

I watched her fuck the neighbor on our living room sofa, ex announces.

Ex wins.

I fucked her in a national monument, sweetie adds.

Sweetie wins.

Parent’s bed.

Floor of a suite in Las Vegas.

In a park and we nearly were arrested…

They cheer.

And stare at you.

This could be a new story~

You know they are thinking it.

The three of them

And you.

Right now.

These are wolves.

You have told them all at one time or another that he was the one

That he is the one~

A test.

Your clothes are in danger of being ripped to shreds.

Horror.

Sort of.

Will you disappoint them now or show them?

Staring at you.

Surrounded.

Awkward.