Pete

Everything I learned about boys, I learned from Pete.
Pete said boys will only like you if you like what they like.
Pete said boys will only date you if you have big, preferably fake, tits.
Pete said boys will only marry you if there is a gun to their heads, you happen to be independently wealthy, or no one else will fuck them.
Pete said the best girl is a freak in the sheets and a lady in the streets.
Pete said always tell an ugly girl she is pretty and a pretty girl she is smart.
Pete said boys have to look at porn everyday because they are visual.
Pete said boys are not designed to have one girlfriend or just a wife.
Pete said fat girls are insatiable in the sack.
Pete said romantic boys don’t really like girls.
Pete said boys marry ugly girls because they don’t care if boys cheat on them.
Pete said that pimping is a way of life.
Pete’s wife shot him in the face yesterday.

Damn.
Everything I learned about boys, I learned from Pete.
Now there is no wonder why I got everything wrong.

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