Okay so you want to know
You want to know what’s wrong with me
Whats my bad parts whats my vices?
Fine, I will share, but just know, you asked baby, you asked.
And if you can, if you will if you can if you will love me
After you know….
1. I cannot put on my make up if someone is watching. I need complete solitude and silence as I perfect my mask for the war torn streets. If you interfere or watch, you will see a mild mannered woman turn into a grizzly bear.
2. My OCD is mild. Only affects a few things. I cannot go backwards. I mean, I can, but I’m gonna bitch about it. I prefer to make a plan that allows me to make a full circle to my home. I will try to accommodate little instances where we back track but when it becomes overwhelming, I get grotesquely evil.
3. I love to be loved and touched and held and caressed. But I also love my privacy, to be alone when I get my nails done or take a long bath reading a book or when I am working out. You can’t be around all the time but you cant be gone all the time either and you and I have to find a balance.
4. I can’t stand being called names. Verbal insults make me so angry that I lose my mind. It makes no sense to hurt me. If you don’t like me just leave me. But to stand there and waste both of our times insulting me, turns me into a raving lunatic prepared to defend my own honor tooth and nail because you have disrespected me verbally, so only God knows how much further a person who would do that would go.
That’s my bad side. Can you, handle that?