And so I said I would
And You said, I wouldn’t
you were the proctor and it was the exam and I came with a sharpened number two
there was no sharpener in the room
bringing one would be cheating
bringing one would say this happens all the time
bringing one would mean we are prepared for these kind of inconveniences
And therefore, they occur, all the time, all the time
And so I said I would
And You said, I’ve no chance
Because there is a bikini round
And Im not ready, I mean, I cant compete with half naked starving females
until the question, but it cant save me, its not enough if I look
normal
but if I have surgery, I’m cheating
If I take diet pills I’m not being fair towards genetics
And therefore, they occur, all the time, all the time
And I wanted nothing more than
Your smile but I am not, smart enough, pretty enough, skinny enough, true enough and an all around angel
authorized and verified
by two angelic hosts one of which needs to be a reference
because your affection is truth

And I failed the fucking test
And I failed the fucking swimsuit portion
And I failed

and you don’t love me
But I knew that

So I win