Wolf Ticket

In the forest one fine day
A bunny got drunk and fell in love with a wolf.
The wolf was beautiful, charming and wore the most wicked argyle socks.
Bunny was smitten.
He was so unlike any thing she had ever known!
She dreamed that he would love her to pieces all night long.
The next day Wolf said, Always remember Bunny, you’re in my heart, I love you
and skipped town to go play baccarat at Caesars in Atlantic City.
He didn’t come back.
Bunny loved Wolf still.
Years past.
Every so often Bunny could smell wolf on the wind.
Wolf would breeze through offer a few how do you dos and was off again.
But every time he saw her, he always reminded Bunny that she was in his heart and he loved her.
Time moved.
But bunny held on, despite having a rabbit tribe of her own and a rabbit PTA meeting to attend and a rabbit mortgage.
Right when she resolved to give up on Wolf he texts, out of the clear blue sky, Bunny I’m so sick. I’m so hungry! I need you! Bunny didn’t wait.
She sold her Camaro and flew to Paris to be with Wolf without a second thought.
I love you she screamed as he bit into her throat
broke her ribs and devoured her whole –
hair and eyeballs and even her cute passport.
Thanks Bunny, Wolf laughed, while picking his teeth,
you found your way to my heart finally, through my stomach.