Pretty and smart, pretty and smart,
That’s all you have to be…
Can you be a little prettier than my momma
And a little less smart than me?
Pretty and smart, pretty and smart
And can you learn to cook too?
Can you do the laundry and take care of my kids
And sew while making a hearty stew?
Pretty and smart, pretty and smart
Its not really a lot to ask…
As long as you keep your hair real long
and squat for an apple shaped ass
Can you let me fuck you in it
and never ever get mad
if I fuck gorgeous yet stupid ones
who like to call me “dad”…
Pretty and smart, pretty and smart
And always look the same
No matter how old you get sweetheart
Don’t let one single thing change
I might forget your birthday
Hell, sometimes forget your name-
Don’t get in your feelings about it
Too much estrogen is a useless shame…
Give me everything I want doll
meet all of my child like needs
Pretty and smart, pretty and smart,
That’s all you have to be…