Xenomorph Joy Gods

Journey time takes between 150-300 days depending on the speed of the launch.
To appreciate a man, start with food.
Almightly Latex.
Remove as much moss as you can.
Tell him Te Amo.
Pull the leg away from the body and then slice the skin.
Sometimes its 46.5 million miles.
To appreciate a man take him to events he’ll love.
Almighty Iron.
Notice the small green growing point.
Tell him Naku penda.
Pull the leg back until the thigh bone separates from the socket.
You’ll need a rendezvous point in Earth’s orbit.
To appreciate a man look him dead in the eye.
Almighty Concrete.
Cut away shriveled, blackened or rotten roots.
Tell him Ana behibak.
Cut through the joints to remove the parts.
Use a inflatable heat shield to protect yourself for landing.
To appreciate a man give back when he does nice things.
Almighty Soil.
Fill with potting mixture.
Tell him Me tula prem karto.
Cut downward through ribcage and limbs.
To appreciate a man give him space.
Almighty Aluminum.
Fire landing rockets at the end.
Find a good spot facing east.
Tell him Phom rak khun.
Split center bone using chopping motion.
To appreciate a man give him thank you sex….
Or just mine diamonds.
Tell him I love you.
Or just mine diamonds.
Tell him I love you.
Or just mine diamonds.
Tell him I love you….

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