Mr. Debonair looks good in the light
and on paper he does everything right
So he’s not the guy for me
Obviously
Upon closer inspection, it’s hard not to see
That he’s annoyed with every imperfection I bring
Mr. Monster is the most beautiful thing I ever did see
and on paper he’s the ideal conduit of electricity
So he’s not the guy for me
Apparently
When you look under the microscope clearly
He only wants what he can’t have so he don’t want me
Mr. Old Faithful just doesn’t belong
Everything on paper is all kinds of wrong
But its crazy because it seems
Evidently
When you peel off his onion, you won’t believe
That no matter what I do, he still loves me…

Maybe he’s what I need.