I did the impossible but it was only a C+
Ain’t nobody thinking about any of us
I paid too much to the government and not enough to the state
Ain’t nobody interested when your money is late
I let a fly out and a wasp got in
Ain’t nobody explaining half of this sin
I wished upon a star that had died before I was born
Ain’t nobody ready to settle down just mourn
I walked on egg shells and contracted salmonella
Ain’t nobody able to sing opera acapella
I expected too much and got exactly what I deserved-
Ain’t nobody merging just ready to swerve
I texted him after all this time and that was a mistake…
So one of us is a dummy and the other one is fake-