We’ll be right back….

Channel 1
The announcer thinks that she knows me. She thinks that she can read me. She thinks that she can tell right off of the bat, exactly where I fit. She’s too much like me. So I hate her. Side Effects? Paranoia.
Disconnect.
We’d like to interrupt this special broadcast to announce that your favorite reality TV star, so and so somebody or another, is doing something completely human, having a child! News at 6!
Click here, pay attention, love me. NOW or later, but now.
Channel 33
The host thinks that he got away with playing me. He thinks that I don’t know that he doesn’t actually care, except for the ego part of the whole shebang. He’s too much like me. So I hate him. Side Effects? Hallucinations.
Unplug.
Don’t miss our expose! Will you be the best dressed at your funeral? How to know for sure! Stay tuned! News at 10!
Click here, pay attention, love me. SOON or immediately but soon.
Channel 436
The designer never wanted anything to do with me. He just wanted someone to showcase. He thinks that with enough sweet talk or enough distance that it will prove otherwise, like I’m not hip to the long con. He thinks too much like me. So I hate him. Side Effects? Arrogance.
Restart.
Don’t risk a miss! Somewhere, somehow, there was a boy who met a girl. Then totally average shit happens but our backdrop is better than yours and the soundtrack has the pop star on it that you fantasize about fucking!  Check us out at 11!
Click here, pay attention, love me. NOW or later, but now.
Channel 5670
The audience doesn’t give a fuck about me. They are here just to watch me fuck up over and over again. They are here to see how many mistakes someone else can make so that they can feel a little bit better about themselves. I am clearly one of them. So I hate them too. Side Effects? Apathy.
Reboot.
Click here, pay attention, love me. Error 404. You’re crazy.
No refundssssssssssssssssssssssssss tho
Wish if you want.
Click here, pay attention, love me. No Internet Connection. You’re stupid.
No exchangesssssssssssssssssssssss tho
Pray if you want.
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