Sex followed by homemade pancakes
Hot and smelly and effortless
Bear skin rugs and smores
Strangely sickening and blameless
I have lots of friends
I have lots of fantasies
I have lots of fantasies about friends
But you, you do, voodoo
That I like
Thankful, and weird and mindless
but Ribs and Redbones
And fucking and eating
And sex comas and cum roulette
And smiling at you
Watching Rocky IV with me in  flannel jammies
the day before we pay for
the incubus coverband
to sing at the reception in Vegas
Cause why the fuck not be happy
These are my favorite ones
I have lots of friends
I have lots of fantasies
I have lots of fantasies about friends
And I’m picky so when I pick
I choose the best and you fit me like spanx
Hot and smelly and effortless
Lets make love on the dark side of…